tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56933352187184558002024-03-12T17:18:16.157-07:00A Thought a Day ... or WeekBossihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032063076539453859noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5693335218718455800.post-40363241242551807012010-12-12T13:32:00.000-08:002010-12-12T13:32:10.208-08:00A Gaussian ChristmasI love the sound of Christmas a(e^-(((x-b)^2)/((2c)^2)))'s.Bossihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032063076539453859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5693335218718455800.post-69198540294569632192010-12-10T22:47:00.000-08:002010-12-12T13:31:34.339-08:00MiraclesSome people consider birth to be a miracle of nature... personally I consider mytosis to be a greater miracle; it's much less gooey.Bossihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032063076539453859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5693335218718455800.post-11287869483467675442010-12-04T15:57:00.001-08:002010-12-04T15:57:11.147-08:00Expanding Your MindI like to push the boundaries of free speech; challenging peoples' minds to think differently, think outside the box, and see the world in a new way. Just because my efforts often take the form of "your mom" jokes doesn't make my goal any different.Bossihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032063076539453859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5693335218718455800.post-85197043330196341182010-12-02T22:15:00.003-08:002010-12-02T22:15:17.810-08:00ShoppingAt the store today, I had to assure the lady in front of me that my purchase of agave mate, apples, bananas, and extra hot jalapeƱo salsa was perfectly logical.Bossihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032063076539453859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5693335218718455800.post-22225566071248255262010-12-01T21:47:00.000-08:002010-12-02T22:14:46.741-08:00Victoria's SecretThe Victoria's Secret commercial asks what's my fantasy? I now offer my scene-by-scene response. Yes, yes, yep, sure, yeah, I'm OK with that, yep, yeah, yes, whoa definitely, I think so, that's getting a little weird, yeah, [text block], totally.Bossihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032063076539453859noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5693335218718455800.post-11206370146942269162010-11-29T17:02:00.001-08:002010-11-29T17:02:59.745-08:00UPS<b>Me </b>- Hi, I'd like to change my delivery date.<br />
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<b>UPS </b>- We attempted to deliver your package today, but no one answered. We will try again tomorrow.<br />
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<b>Me </b>- Yes, I'd like to change my delivery date to Friday. No one will be home Monday through Thursday.<br />
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<b>UPS </b>- I can do that. We will attempt to deliver the package again tomorrow.<br />
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<b>Me </b>- I'd like to change the delivery date to Friday.<br />
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<b>UPS </b>- That won't be a problem. We attempt to deliver three consecutive business days, so we will try again tomorrow and the following day.<br />
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<b>Me </b>- Yes, but I'd like to change the date to Friday. No one will be able to pick it up until then.<br />
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<b>UPS </b>- Oh, you want to change the delivery date?<br />
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<b>Me </b>- Yes, to Friday.<br />
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<b>UPS </b>- Which day would you like to change it to?<br />
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<b>Me </b>- Friday.<br />
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<b>UPS </b>- There will be a charge for that.Bossihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15032063076539453859noreply@blogger.com0