A Thought a Day ... or Week
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Miracles
Some people consider birth to be a miracle of nature... personally I consider mytosis to be a greater miracle; it's much less gooey.
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Expanding Your Mind
I like to push the boundaries of free speech; challenging peoples' minds to think differently, think outside the box, and see the world in a new way. Just because my efforts often take the form of "your mom" jokes doesn't make my goal any different.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Shopping
At the store today, I had to assure the lady in front of me that my purchase of agave mate, apples, bananas, and extra hot jalapeño salsa was perfectly logical.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Victoria's Secret
The Victoria's Secret commercial asks what's my fantasy? I now offer my scene-by-scene response. Yes, yes, yep, sure, yeah, I'm OK with that, yep, yeah, yes, whoa definitely, I think so, that's getting a little weird, yeah, [text block], totally.
Monday, November 29, 2010
UPS
Me - Hi, I'd like to change my delivery date.
UPS - We attempted to deliver your package today, but no one answered. We will try again tomorrow.
Me - Yes, I'd like to change my delivery date to Friday. No one will be home Monday through Thursday.
UPS - I can do that. We will attempt to deliver the package again tomorrow.
Me - I'd like to change the delivery date to Friday.
UPS - That won't be a problem. We attempt to deliver three consecutive business days, so we will try again tomorrow and the following day.
Me - Yes, but I'd like to change the date to Friday. No one will be able to pick it up until then.
UPS - Oh, you want to change the delivery date?
Me - Yes, to Friday.
UPS - Which day would you like to change it to?
Me - Friday.
UPS - There will be a charge for that.
UPS - We attempted to deliver your package today, but no one answered. We will try again tomorrow.
Me - Yes, I'd like to change my delivery date to Friday. No one will be home Monday through Thursday.
UPS - I can do that. We will attempt to deliver the package again tomorrow.
Me - I'd like to change the delivery date to Friday.
UPS - That won't be a problem. We attempt to deliver three consecutive business days, so we will try again tomorrow and the following day.
Me - Yes, but I'd like to change the date to Friday. No one will be able to pick it up until then.
UPS - Oh, you want to change the delivery date?
Me - Yes, to Friday.
UPS - Which day would you like to change it to?
Me - Friday.
UPS - There will be a charge for that.
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