Sunday, December 12, 2010

Friday, December 10, 2010


Some people consider birth to be a miracle of nature... personally I consider mytosis to be a greater miracle; it's much less gooey.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Expanding Your Mind

I like to push the boundaries of free speech; challenging peoples' minds to think differently, think outside the box, and see the world in a new way. Just because my efforts often take the form of "your mom" jokes doesn't make my goal any different.

Thursday, December 2, 2010


At the store today, I had to assure the lady in front of me that my purchase of agave mate, apples, bananas, and extra hot jalapeƱo salsa was perfectly logical.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Victoria's Secret

The Victoria's Secret commercial asks what's my fantasy? I now offer my scene-by-scene response. Yes, yes, yep, sure, yeah, I'm OK with that, yep, yeah, yes, whoa definitely, I think so, that's getting a little weird, yeah, [text block], totally.